Application Form

Please answer these questions

Do you have a drink problem
Would you like to be Fart of the Month
Have you ever drunk more that 20 pints of Lager in a night. If you have, how did you remember it.
 1. A friend told you the next day   
 2. You had no change left from 200 at the end of the evening
 3. The doctor told you when you woke up in hospital
 2. You have no idea  
 4. Your dog woke you up the next day  
Would you agree to anything Ted said

If you tick any of these boxes then you would qualify for a job at Please enter you email and submit it to us so that we can process your application

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